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"[This comic] is [brilliant! Very funny!]" - The New York Times *
"[Top Hat Man] ... owns!" - MC Chris *
"[A must read for all in need of] a [good laugh!]" - Wired Magazine *
"[Read Top Hat Man,] savvy?" - Captain Jack Sparrow *
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: T H E S E Q U E L :
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: - THM2: Episode 3: Top Hat Man Meets the Elite Hackers
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: - THM2: Episode 2: Top Hat Man and the Disappearing Act
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: - THM2: Episode 1: Top Hat Man Meets the Chronopractors
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: T H E O R I G I N A L M I S T A K E :
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: - THM: Episode 10b: Bland Finale
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: - THM: Episode 10a: Anybody Home?
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: - THM: Episode 9: Encounter with a Third Kind
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: - THM: Episode 8: One False Step
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: - THM: Episode 7: Prime Time
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: - THM: Episode 6: My Top Hat Man
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: - THM: Episode 5: Journey Through the Center of the Earth
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: - THM: Episode 4: Fly Me to the Moon...
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: - THM: Episode 3: Oh My, I Seem to be a Pie!
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: - THM: Episode 2: The Warez Aliens
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: - THM: Episode 1: The Game World
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* Words contained in brackets are inserted for fabricaction purposes only,
and are not actually contained in the original quotation.
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Episode 1: The Game World
Hmmm... I need something... what is it...
==|=-) - its not candy... not speeding along with my tophat...
It's playing video games on my computer! That's it!
*BLEEP*
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|______| |o *BEEP*
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==|=-) - weee! playing "joust" sure is fun! Ha ha ha! So much fun!
ERROR! BEEP BEEP!
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|ERROR!| | ---|
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==|>=-| - weird! The game seems to be getting buggy!
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|ER@OR!| @ ---|
#__@__@|% |o |
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==|=-O ---AGHHH! ITS SUCKING ME INTO THE GAME!!!
@ # *
* * ) <--moon * * *
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O - where goest thou?
-|- ==|=-O - Awesome! I'm in the game now!
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O !?
-|- ==|<=-O - um... I'm not a ghost... what
^ are you talking about?
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O - (ahem. I'm speaking old englsih.)
-|- ==|<=-)
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Gotcha. (wow, this is so totally cool!)
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O - behold, less doth my eyes decieve! the king is coming!
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!!!!
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MAKE WAY FOR THE KING!!!
=)
|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|===/\ <--wagon hitched up to a horse with the king on it
O¯¯O¯¯O /¯¯|
O
-|- ==|<=-O - hurry! lets get out of the way!
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knowest thou not? my legs art shorteth! anon, i shalt be trampled!
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O¯¯O¯¯O /¯¯| *SQUISH!* ==|<=-(
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=) - Top hat man! I challenge you to a duel!
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O¯¯O¯¯O /¯¯| ==|<=-O
o
o
this game is joust... we'll hafta ride ostriches!
...never really got that part...
------------->THE NEXT MORNING AT THE DUEL...<---------------------
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(the king on an ostrich with a lance) my hat is far better than a lance
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V o
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thou hath not a lance! doth thou surrender? I NEVER SURRENDER!
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READY?
>=)----- ==|>=-)
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FIGHT!
>=)----- ==|>=-)
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''''''''''>=)----- ==|>=-)''''''''''''''
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==|>=-)
!? /\
<=(----- ~
/\ ~ *BOING!*
~ ~
HAHA! ~ ~
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==|>=-) >=(----- ~
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Oh noes! now that I'm behind you
I cant attack you with my tophat
cause its facing the wrong way! nanner, nanner, nanner!! THBBB!!
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==|<=-O >=)-----
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+__COOL MUSIC BEGINS__+
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tophat powers go!!!
- ==|>=-) - <=O-----
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Aghh! Oh noes!
now I'm off balance AHAHA! ALL PART OF MY
cause my hat is MASTER PLAN!
too big!!! /
==|==|==|==|<=-O >=)-----
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<=-( >=)-----
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I guess its finally time to
use the gun I have in my
pocket! HAHAH! Oh noes!
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>=-) <=O-----
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*POW* - ) - - \
>=-) <- > KABLOOIE! =
/\ - - /-
| The_King started a lead collection!
| TopHatMan fragged The_King
| Fragcount: 1
>=-)
/\ --- ) ->-\ = /
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