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"[This comic] is [brilliant! Very funny!]" - The New York Times *
"[Top Hat Man] ... owns!" - MC Chris *
"[A must read for all in need of] a [good laugh!]" - Wired Magazine *
"[Read Top Hat Man,] savvy?" - Captain Jack Sparrow *
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: T H E S E Q U E L :
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: - THM2: Episode 3: Top Hat Man Meets the Elite Hackers
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: - THM2: Episode 2: Top Hat Man and the Disappearing Act
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: - THM2: Episode 1: Top Hat Man Meets the Chronopractors
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: T H E O R I G I N A L M I S T A K E :
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: - THM: Episode 10b: Bland Finale
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: - THM: Episode 10a: Anybody Home?
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: - THM: Episode 9: Encounter with a Third Kind
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: - THM: Episode 8: One False Step
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: - THM: Episode 7: Prime Time
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: - THM: Episode 6: My Top Hat Man
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: - THM: Episode 5: Journey Through the Center of the Earth
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: - THM: Episode 4: Fly Me to the Moon...
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: - THM: Episode 3: Oh My, I Seem to be a Pie!
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: - THM: Episode 2: The Warez Aliens
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: - THM: Episode 1: The Game World
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* Words contained in brackets are inserted for fabricaction purposes only,
and are not actually contained in the original quotation.
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Episode 5: Journey to the center of the earth.
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__|___ <--Sombrero Man's base up on a cliff
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\ --O--
a little cliff | /|\
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V \
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((___) (_______)
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| (__)
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(__) (___)
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C|>=-) | |
__|________|____|____ \|/
\ --O--
| /|\
- - ___/
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"""" - |
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((___) (_______)
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| (__)
- __| ___
(__) (___)
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C|>=-) | |
__|________|____|____ \|/
\ --O--
| /|\
Hello Sombrero Man! Isn't it a wondeful day
for some evil schemes to take over the world?
- <8-) |
"""" - |
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____ ___\___
((___) (_______)
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| (__)
- __| ___
(__) (___)
ah yes! I feel great today!
I feel like I could dig a hole
to China \|/
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C|>=-) | |
__|________|____|____ \|/
\ --O--
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say... I have a special surprise for you...
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- >8-) |
"""" - |
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((___) (_______)
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| (__)
- __| ___
(__) (___)
------------>On the ground...<-----------
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--O--
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__________________________________________________
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C|>=-O _____
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wow! what is it, evil assistant? -|||-
>8-) \S/
\
I call it the Drill-A-Tron 3000! 1.5 times better
than the Drill-A-Tron 2000! try it out!
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--O--
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__________________________________________________
*WIRR!!*
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C|<=-o -|||-
>8-) | \S/
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--O--
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__________________________________________________
~
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C|<=-O ~ *POW!*
| 8-O | ~
(") <--hole
"
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--O--
/|\
__________________________________________________
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C|<=-o
>8-O | ~
*HOP!* ~ (")
"
------------->Inside the hole...<----------------
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C|<=-o
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I wonder when I'll hit the bottom of this hole...
-------------->Time passes...<------------------
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C|<=-o
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I'm still falling...
----------->More time passes...<---------------
water!!
| | | |
| C|<=-O |
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_________________| |________________
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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| *Sploosh!*|
_________________| \ | / |________________
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
--------------->Meanwhile...<-------------------
soo... any news with you?
| _______
==|=-o \_____/
\
I'm going on a cruise down in the Indian Ocean!
nice...
| _______
==|=-O \_____/
\
since im a pie I get a discount if I invite
a sideways happy face! do you want to come?
sure! _______
| \_____/
==|=-)
------------->At the cruise...<--------------------
______________
/ \
blimp--> ( -X )
\______________/
\__/
________ thm with sunglasses
___/ | V _______
/ | ==|<8-) \_____/-AH! so nice to escape from reality
\"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/ once and a while...
\_________________________________________________________/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
______________
/ \
( -X )
\______________/
\__/
________ yeah... no sombrero man to worry about!
___/ | | _______
/ | ==|<8-) \_____/
\"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/
\_________________________________________________________/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
______________
/ \
( -X )
\______________/
\__/
________ !? ...whats that?
___/ | _______ /
/ | ==|>=-O \_____/
\"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/
\_________________________________________________________/ |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
______________
/ \
( -X )
\______________/
\__/ |
C|<=-O *THUD!*
/ | ~
TOP HAT MAN?!? ~
~
~
________ SOMBRERO MAN!?! ~
___/ | / \ _______ ~
/ | ==|>=-O \_____/ ~
\"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/ ~
\_________________________________________________________/ \ ~ / *SPLOOSH!*
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
/""""""""""""""\
( -X )
\______________/
\__/ |
C|>=-O
/ |
HOW DID YOU GET IN THE CENTER OF THE EARTH?!?
AND HOW ARE YOU STANDING ON THE CEILING?!?
HOW DID YOU GET IN THE INDIAN OCEAN?!?
AND HOW ARE YOU STANDING ON THE BOTTOM OF A BLIMP?!?
________ | \
___/ | | \ _______
/ | ==|>=-O \_____/
\"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/
\_________________________________________________________/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
______________
/ \
( -X )
\______________/
\__/ |
C|>=-|
/ |
uh...
________ um...
___/ | / _______
/ | ==|>=-| \_____/
\"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/
\_________________________________________________________/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
______________
/ \
( -X )
\______________/
\__/ |
C|| =-O
|
________um... sombrero man? your gravity is reversed!
___/ | | _______
/ | ==|>=-O \_____/
\"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/
\_________________________________________________________/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
______________
/ \
( -X )
\______________/
\__/ ~
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________ | ~
___/ | _______ C|<=-O *THUD!*
/ | ==|>=-o \_____/ |
\"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/
\_________________________________________________________/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
______________
/ \
( -X )
\______________/
\__/
________ ? |
___/ | _______ C|<=-o - ...!
/ | ==|<=-o \_____/ |
\"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/
\_________________________________________________________/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
______________
/ \
( -X )
\______________/
\__/
SOMBRERO POWERS GO!!!
________ ! ! | \
___/ | _______ C|>=-)
/ | ==|>=-O \_____/ |
\"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/
\_________________________________________________________/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
______________
/ \
( -X )
\______________/
\__/
|'''''''''' *POW!*
c|<<<<<<<<<<<
________ |.......... |
___/ | _______ C|>=-)
/ | ==|<=-( \_____/ |
\"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/
\_________________________________________________________/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
______________
/ \
( -X )
\______________/
\__/
________ | *SLICE!* |
___/ | c| _______ C|>=-)
/ | =|=|<=-o \_____/ |
\"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/
\_________________________________________________________/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
______________
/ \
( -X )
\______________/
\__/
________ ! |
___/ | _______ C|>=-) -HAHA!!!
/ | = =|<=-O \_____/ |
\""""""""""""""""""""""> >"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/
\____________________< <___________________________________/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
______________
/ \
( -X )
\______________/
\__/
MY ONLY HOPE IS TO CONTACT MAIN BASE!
________ | |
___/ | _______ C|>=-)
/ | = =|<=-| \_____/ |
\""""""""""""""""""""""> >""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/
\____________________< <___________________________________/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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I NEED REINFORCEMENTS! HURRY!
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_________ _________
| | | |
| _______ | | _______ |
| \_____/ | | \_____/ |
| | | |
|_________| |_________|
BASE PIE
ROGER THAT. THIS CLEARLY CALLS FOR... WING ATTACK PLAN R!
|
_________ _________
| | | |
| _______ | | _______ |
| \_____/ | | \_____/ |
| | | |
|_________| |_________|
BASE PIE
WING ATTACK PLAN R!?!?
|
_________ _________
| | | |
| _______ | | _______ |
| \_____/ | | \_____/ |
| | | |
|_________| |_________|
BASE PIE
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(big strobe light thingy)
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________________V____________________
/\ \
| \ --|"|-- *WHIR! WHIR!* \
| \____________________________________\
| / | \
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| | ___\-|___ | |
| | \___ __\ | |
| \O| | |
| \| |
| |
_______ _______
\_____/ \____*/ <--(star for rank)
~ /
~ BATTLE STATIONS! BATTLE STATIONS!
*HOP!*
-------->INSIDE A COCPIT...<----------
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/- :) | -\
/- \__/ -O- -\
/- | -\
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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(------) ''''''''''
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/- -\
/- _:|)_ -\
/- \-O-/ -\
/- | -\
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_______________
/- -\
/- _:|)_ -\
/- \-O-/ -\
/- | _\/ *POW!*-\
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
/ \ ..........
(------) ''''''''''
\ /
/""""""""""""""\
___\-|____ ( -X )
\___ ___\ \______________/
\O| ^ \__/
\|
*BAM!*
________ |
___/ | _______ C|<=-O
/ | = =|>=-) \_____/ |
\""""""""""""""""""""""> >""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/
\____________________< <___________________________________/
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
*********** B O O M !***********
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------------>A few days later...<---------------
GRR!!! \|/
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C|>=-( | |
__|________|____|____ \|/
\ --O--
| /|\
Hello Sombrero Man! Isn't it a wondeful day
for some evil schemes to take over the world?
- <8-) |
"""" - |
- /
____ ___\___
((___) (_______)
|
- |
- | __
| (__)
- __| ___
(__) (___)
------------>THE END!<-------------------
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