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"[This comic] is [brilliant! Very funny!]" - The New York Times *
"[Top Hat Man] ... owns!" - MC Chris *
"[A must read for all in need of] a [good laugh!]" - Wired Magazine *
"[Read Top Hat Man,] savvy?" - Captain Jack Sparrow *
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: T H E S E Q U E L :
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: - THM2: Episode 3: Top Hat Man Meets the Elite Hackers
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: - THM2: Episode 2: Top Hat Man and the Disappearing Act
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: - THM2: Episode 1: Top Hat Man Meets the Chronopractors
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: T H E O R I G I N A L M I S T A K E :
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: - THM: Episode 10b: Bland Finale
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: - THM: Episode 10a: Anybody Home?
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: - THM: Episode 9: Encounter with a Third Kind
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: - THM: Episode 8: One False Step
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: - THM: Episode 7: Prime Time
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: - THM: Episode 6: My Top Hat Man
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: - THM: Episode 5: Journey Through the Center of the Earth
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: - THM: Episode 4: Fly Me to the Moon...
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: - THM: Episode 3: Oh My, I Seem to be a Pie!
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: - THM: Episode 2: The Warez Aliens
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: - THM: Episode 1: The Game World
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* Words contained in brackets are inserted for fabricaction purposes only,
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Episode 6: My Top Hat Man
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_|______
/ \-O
| | what could this building be?
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| | ==|>=-O
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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_|______
/ \-O
| | well... there's only one way to find out!
| | |
| | ==|>=-o
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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_|______
/ \-O
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| | ==|>=-|''''''
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
\|/ *WIR!*
_|______
/ \---O
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| |==|>=-o
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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/ \---~
| | ~
| | O
| |==|<=-O
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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/ \--- *BONK!*
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| | \ | /
| |==|<#-| -OUCH!
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
where am I?
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I must have blacked out when
that O hit me...
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sure is dark in here...
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I know! I'll turn on my flash light!
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==|<=-O -Wow! What an amazing machine!
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==|>=-| -hm... I wonder what that sign says!
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|"""| | | _ ____/-----|
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|___|---/ \ |=| " /\|/\ ||
==|>=-| -INTAKE
...hm... I wonder what that could be!
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/-----+---\ one way to find out! |
|"""| | | ==|=-)_ ____/-----|
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~ *THUD!* | |
~ /____\
==|<=-o
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AHG!IM ON A CONVEYER BELT!| |
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| | *BAM!*
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**| |** *WHIR!*
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==|=-O
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WOH! Im ok... but... hm... I have the sudden urge
to use aol...
-------------------------->Meanwhile...<-------------------
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\_____/ - hmm... whats this? \ |
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
==|:-)
_______ \~ |
\_____/ - THM! \ ~|
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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\_____/ ==|:-) \ |
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
/
HI!!!!!!!!!!!! I PlAyEd a KOOOOOOOL 3d GAME LATeLY!!!
ok... um... thats nice... are you ok??
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\_____/ ==|:-) \ |
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
/
im SOOOO ok!!!!!!!!... I NEED some SKIns!!
top hat man... you dont sound too good!
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\_____/ ==|:-) \ |
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
/
is there an aol keyword for that??????????
!
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\_____/ ==|:-) \ |
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
/
i luv aOL INSTANT Messanger!!!!!!!!!!! It LETS YOu do color!!!
i CAN send photos TOO my friends!!!! COOL!!!!!
!!!
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\_____/ ==|:-) \ |
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
/
i played a game and bam! i won and got a new level and it was cool.
i also got a heart and beat my friend. aol lets you emoticon!!! i did!
TOP HAT MAN! SPEAK TO ME!
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\_____/ ==|:-) \ |
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
/
i clicked keywords and then i typed it in and played ecards!!!!!
lol!! i found a britney spears screen and it had music!!!!!!!!!!!!
its sooooooooooo kewl!!!!!!
WHAT... WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!?!
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\_____/ ==|:-) \ |
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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AOL IS GOOD!!!! aol.... buy more... give aol money...
must lead others!!! ...
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==|:-)
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! ~
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""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
=) =) =)
=) =) =) =) ==|:-)
=) =) =) \
come! come!
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/ \-O
*HOP!* | |
=) | |
=)=)=)=) =) ~ \ / | |
""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
--------------->A bit later...<---------------------
_______ \ |
\_____/ - what is happening?!? \ |
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
:)
_______ \ ~ |
\_____/ - !?! \ |
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
THM! ==|:-)
_______ \~ |
\_____/ :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) \~ |
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
OH NOES!!!
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\_____/ :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ==|:-) \ |
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
| / \
I LOVE AOL!!! EMOTICON ME!!! ITS SO EASY!!!!
I MUST CONTAIN THEM!!
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\_____/ :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ==|:-) \ |
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
\ / \ / \ \ / \ / \
W E M U S T L E A D O T H E R S !
PIE POWERS GO!!!!!!!!!!
_______ \ |
\_____/ :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ==|:-) \ |
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
...
_______ \ |
\_____/ :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ==|:-) \ |
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
it looks alot easier in ascii art comic strips...
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\_____/ :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ==|:-) \ |
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
aha! good thing I have a jumbo hoberman sphere in my pocket!
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\_____/ :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ==|:-) \ |
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
HOBERMAN SPHERE POWERS GO!
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_______ \ |
\_____/ :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ==|:-) \ |
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
| *POOF!* |
| |
| |
| |
_______ \ \ | /
\_____/ \:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o ==|:-o \ | /
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
/ / \ \ / \ / \ \ /
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!
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\_____/ \:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ==|:-) \ | /
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
| / \
| kewl! what is it? i wish i had my e-CaM with me...
|
at least they're happy untill i can fix them!
| |
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___/ - now to | |
~ figure out| |
~ how to \ \ | /
~fix them! \:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ==|:-) \ | /
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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| | | |
| | | ---|
|______| |o |
_|_|_ |____|
_______
\_____/ -hm... wikipedia says this is "AOL Syndrome"
______ ____
| | | |
| | | ---|
|______| |o |
_|_|_ |____|
_______
\_____/ - the only cure is to grind the exclaimation point
found on top of an AOL alien's head!
---------------------->A bit later...<-----------------
\|/
_|______hello pie. please go behind building and jump in hole.
/ \-O /
| | !
| | -#- _______
| | / \ \_____/ - Hmm...
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
\|/
_|______ AHAH! I figured it out: this building turns ordinary people
/ \-O into aol zombies so aol aliens get more money!
| | ! |
| | -#- _______
| | / \ \_____/
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
\|/
_|______
/ \-O HOBERMAN SPHERE POWERS GO!!!
| | ! |
| | -#- _______
| | / \ \_____/
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
\|/
_|______ *POOF!*
/ \-O /"""""\
| | | X |
| | | -#- | _______
| | \ / \ / \_____/
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
--------->A bit later...<-------------------------------------
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_______ \ \ | /
\_____/ \:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ==|:-) \ | /
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
\
I'll first test my remedy on thm!
| Pie used 1 remedy(s) on THM
| THM is cured of AOL Syndrome
| Pie gains 10 exp in Herblore
| |
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_______ \ \ | /
\_____/ \:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ==|<=-O \ | /
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
|
WOH! where am I... I had the strangest dream!
--------------------->Later...<---------------------------
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|______| |o |
_|_|_ |____|
==|<=-)
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ah... home again... safe and sound...
... now to un-install aol...
Are you SURE you want to un-
install AOL?
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______ ____
| | | |
| | | ---|
|______| |o |
_|_|_ |____|
==|>=-| - yes.
Are you COMPLETELY POSITIVE that
you want to uninstall AOL?
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| | | |
| | | ---|
|______| |o |
_|_|_ |____|
==|>=-| - absolutely.
Sorry... AOL cannot be un-
installed at this time...
|
______ ____
| | | |
| | | ---|
|______| |o |
_|_|_ |____|
==|<=-|
please try again later!
like... in a thousand years!
Bwahahahaha!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!
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| | | |
| | | ---|
|______| |o |
_|_|_ |____|
==|>=-(
|
I think it's about to to reformat my hard-drive...
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