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/ \ : EPISODES : : STORY : : MORE! : /|\
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"[This comic] is [brilliant! Very funny!]" - The New York Times *
"[Top Hat Man] ... owns!" - MC Chris *
"[A must read for all in need of] a [good laugh!]" - Wired Magazine *
"[Read Top Hat Man,] savvy?" - Captain Jack Sparrow *
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: T H E S E Q U E L :
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:
: - THM2: Episode 3: Top Hat Man Meets the Elite Hackers
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: - THM2: Episode 2: Top Hat Man and the Disappearing Act
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: - THM2: Episode 1: Top Hat Man Meets the Chronopractors
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: T H E O R I G I N A L M I S T A K E :
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:
: - THM: Episode 10b: Bland Finale
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: - THM: Episode 10a: Anybody Home?
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: - THM: Episode 9: Encounter with a Third Kind
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: - THM: Episode 8: One False Step
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: - THM: Episode 7: Prime Time
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: - THM: Episode 6: My Top Hat Man
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: - THM: Episode 5: Journey Through the Center of the Earth
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: - THM: Episode 4: Fly Me to the Moon...
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: - THM: Episode 3: Oh My, I Seem to be a Pie!
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: - THM: Episode 2: The Warez Aliens
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: - THM: Episode 1: The Game World
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* Words contained in brackets are inserted for fabricaction purposes only,
and are not actually contained in the original quotation.
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The Sequel
Episode 1: Top Hat Man meets the Chronopractors
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- O -
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_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
|
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==|=-D \_____/ - I just got a new
| graphing calculator!
really? thats great! a few months ago i got a TI-92 plus.
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- O -
/|\
________________________________________
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
|
_______
==|=-) \_____/ - oh.
|
yeah. I installed a program that actually links up
with a satellite and gives me a live feed of the earth
from space.
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- O -
/|\
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_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
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==|=-D \_____/ - wow.
|
no kiddin'! all in 100 kb! unfortunately you cant zoom in.
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- O -
/|\
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_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
|
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==|=-o \_____/ - oh.
|
so basically it just looks black circle due to it's
black & white screen (with 2 levels of grayscale!) and
unholy dpi.
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- O -
/|\
________________________________________
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
|
_______
==|=-o \_____/
| \
so which model do you have? \
um... a TI1 "Gold Edition"
it was cheaper than a TI1...
(it has less ram)
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- O -
/|\
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_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
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==|=-o \_____/
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oh ok... have any good \
apps for it? \
\
I have a decent flight
simulator! its called "Clancy TI"
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- O -
/|\
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_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
|
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==|=-D \_____/
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nice! what kind of controls\
does it have? \
\
not too great.
typing on calculators is really tedious.
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- O -
/|\
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_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
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==|=-O \_____/
|
typing?!? i thought \
it was a flight simulator? \
its text based.
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- O -
/|\
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_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
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|
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==|=-O \_____/ -"choose your own adventure"
\|/ *~~~*
- O - * ~~~ *
/|\ * * *
________________________________________
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
| !!!
_______
==|=-O \_____/
|
WHATS THAT???
~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~
\|/ ~~~
- O - ~~~
/|\ ~~~ ||
~~~| |
~/____\
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________________/________\______________
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
!!! | !!!
_______
==|=-O \_____/
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- O -
/|\ ||
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/____\
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________________/________\______________
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
... | ...
_______
==|=-o \_____/
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- O -
/|\ ||
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/____\
||====|| ***************
________________/________\****=D*=D*=D*=D****
_ _ _ ***************
( ) ( ) _ ( )
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... | ...
_______
==|=-o \_____/
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- O -
/|\ ||
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/____\CHRONOPRACTORS(TM) TO THE RESCUE!
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________________/________\___=O_=O_=O_=O____
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
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... | ...
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==|=-o \_____/
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um.... what are you rescuing us from?
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/____\::shh! we're not finished::
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________________/________\___=|_=|_=|_=O____
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
... |
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==|=-O \_____/
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oh! sorry...
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- O -
/|\ ||
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/____\
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________________/________\___=)_=)_=)_=D____
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_ _ _they call me Tommy Time(TM)!
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
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==|=-O \_____/
\|/
- O -
/|\ ||
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/____\
||====||
________________/________\__=)_=)_=D_=)___
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_ _ _ and I'm Jenny Jet(TM)!
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
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_______
==|=-O \_____/
\|/
- O -
/|\ ||
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/____\
||====||
________________/________\___=)_=D_=)_=)____
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_ _ _ howdy! ya'll can call me Reb(TM)!
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
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_______
==|=-O \_____/
\|/
- O -
/|\ ||
| |
/____\
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________________/________\___=D_=)_=)_=)____
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_ _ _ Greetings. I'm Professor Chronomis(TM)
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
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==|=-O \_____/
\|/
- O -
/|\ || I'm Bob the extra!
| | /
/____\
||====||
________________/________\___=O_=O_=O_=O___
| | | |
shut up bob!
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
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==|=-) \_____/
\|/
- O -
/|\ ||
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/____\ TOGETHER WE ARE THE...
||====|| | | | |
________________/________\___=D_=D_=D_=D____
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
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==|=-O \_____/
\|/
- O -
/|\ ||
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/____\ ChronoPractors(TM)!
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________________/________\___=D_=D_=D_=D____
Champions of the future(TM)!
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
|
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==|=-o \_____/
|
um... do all people from the future introduce
themselves that way?
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- O -
/|\ ||
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/____\
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________________/________\___=)_=)_=)_=o____
|
yeah... I think its from watching too much tv.
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
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==|=-O \_____/
|
honestly, you all look the same to me.
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- O -
/|\ ||
| |
/____\
||====||
________________/________\___=)_=)_=)_=o____
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no-kiddin'. sometimes we mix each other up.
it gets real bad when we forget our own names.
as long as we stay lined up in the same order,
then everything usually works out fine...
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
|
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==|=-O \_____/
|
right. so what do you um... "chromepackers" do?
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- O -
/|\ ||
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/____\
||====||
________________/________\___=)_=)_=)_=o____
|
sometimes I whip out some impractical martial arts...
usually though I just stand around acting reckless
and brave. I think I have something to do with
destiny or something like that...
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
|
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==|=-| \_____/
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- O -
/|\ ||
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/____\
||====||
________________/________\___=)_=)_=o_=)____
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I do basically nothing. Sometimes I'll be captured
and have to be rescued. I really dont know why I'm here.
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
|
_______
==|=-| \_____/
\|/
- O -
/|\ ||
| |
/____\
||====||
________________/________\___=)_=o_=)_=)____
|
I think I'm supposed to be a country doctor or something
along those lines. I often annoy people with random
quaint sayings. Birds of a feather flock together!
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
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==|=-O \_____/
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- O -
/|\ ||
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________________/________\___=o_=)_=)_=)____
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I mostly make obvious and inconclusive observations.
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
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==|=-O \_____/
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- O -
/|\ || I die in the next scene!
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/____\
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________________/________\___=O_=O_=O_=O____
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shut up, bob!
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
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==|=-) \_____/
/ / / / /
/ / / / / /
/ / / / / /
________ /
\|/ / \
- O - / \
/|\ | |
| | *C*R*A*S*H*!*
\ /
\________/\
________________/XX/\/xX/\\X\___=D_=D_=D_=D____
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
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==|=-( \_____/
|
poor bob...
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- O -
/|\ ||
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/____\
||====||
________________/________\___=(_=(_=(_=o____
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Hold on... yeah, I think we messed up with
what we were supposed to say. Let's try
this again...
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
|
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==|=-O \_____/
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- O -
/|\ ||
| |
/____\
||====||
________________/________\___=D_=D_=D_=D____
|
We're ChronoPractors(TM)! We massage time back into place.
when the time-space vortex becomes unstable we sort of
smooth out the joints and mend the tears in the
fabric of time.
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
|
_______
==|=-O \_____/
|
what? that makes no sense! thats completely absurd!
\|/
- O -
/|\ ||
| | (I guess he doesn't understand
/____\ o advanced future-stuff)
||====|| o
________________/________\___=|_=|_=|_=o____
|
to put it in terms that YOU could understand could take all
day. the problem is this: for some vaguely explained reason
we have to take you through time and go on adventures and stuff.
we'll have to take along your pie too.
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) |
| !!!!!
_______
==|=-o \_____/
| |
um.. right... |
his pie?!?!? HIS PIE!?!?
GO AHEAD AND SAY THAT TO--
\|/
- O -
/|\ || CHRONO SHIFTER GO!!!
| |
/____\
||====|| *************
/________\ **=D*=D*=D*=D**
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""*************
_ _ _
( ) ( ) _ ( )
| | ( ) | !
! | ***********
********** ****_______****
****==|=-O**** ****\_____/****
********** ***************
--------------------------------------------------
% 6 % e=mc^2 []
% 3.14159
12-7= * *
you're sailing through the world
where mind and matter mingle!
be careful not to fall off the Time Skiff(TM)!
_______ |
==|=-o \_____/ =D =D =D =D
:"""""""""""""""""""""""""""":-X
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
347 *
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12-7= * *
all this high-tech machinery and they forget
to put in a railing...
o
o _______
==|=-| \_____/ =D =D =D =D
|"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|-X
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
347 *
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_______
==|=-| \_____/ =| =| =| =|
|"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|-X
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
347 *
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... ... ... ... ...
_______
==|=-| \_____/ =| =| =| =|
|"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|-X
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
347 *
thought @ 42
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12-7= * *
yo! did anybody bring any cards?
_______ |
==|=-o \_____/ =| =o =| =|
|"""""|"""""""""""""""""""""""|-X
"""""|"""""""""""""""""""""""
um.. is there a restroom on this thing?
347 *
thought @ 42
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12-7= * *
_______ YAWWN...
|-=>|== \_____/<=o <=o <=o <=o
|"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|-X
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
347 *
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12-7= * *
hm... hehehe...
| _______
(-=<|== \_____/<=o <=o <=o <=o
|"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|-X
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
347 *
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12-7= * *
_______ AH!!!!
'''(-=<|==\_____/<=o<=o<=o<=o
|"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|-X
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
347 *
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_______
(-=<|==\_____/<=O<=O<=O<=O
|"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|-X
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
347 *
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_______
==|<=-D \_____/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~
|"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|-X~~~~~~~~~~~
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ~~~~~~~~~~~~
347 * ~~~~~~~~~~~~
thought @ 42 =O =O =O =O
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ahh! thats a relief!
| _______
==|<=-D \_____/
|"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|-X
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" \
347 yeah... they were really irritating.
thought @ 42
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12-7= * *
now how in the world would you fly this thing ?
| _______
==|>=-D \_____/
|"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|-X
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" \
347 maybe it's voice operated
thought @ 42
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12-7= * *
good idea! I'll try that
| _______
==|=-) \_____/
|"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|-X
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
347
thought @ 42
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12-7= * *
TIME SKIFF(TM)! Take me to second century Rome!
| _______
==|=-O \_____/ - ???
|"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|-X
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
347
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*BEEP!* COMMAND ACCEPTED!*
_______
==|=-) \_____/ -!!!
|"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|-X
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
347
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_________
________| | | | | |______________________________
| | | | | |
*POOF!*
_______
==|=-D \_____/ - what are you nuts??
\ why don't we just go home?
\
because this has to be an EDUCATIONAL EXPIRIANCE!(TM)
_________
________| | | | | |______________________________
| | | | | |
_______
==|$-D \_____/ - that must be the coliseum!
\
and besides... photographs of rome... now thats
one to sell to the museums!
_________
________| | | | | |______________________________
| | | | | |
_______
==|=-D \_____/ - you brought a camera, right?
\
yeap... it's right here...
_________
________| | | | | |______________________________
| | | | | |
*click!*
. _______
==|=-D \_____/
\
cheese!
_________
________| | | | | |______________________________
| | | | | |
_______
==|=-D \_____/ - now can we go back?
\
sure!
_________
________| | | | | |______________________________
| | | | | |
_______
==|=-) \_____/
_________
________| | | | | |______________________________
| | | | | |
_______
==|=-) \_____/
_________
________| | | | | |______________________________
| | | | | |
_______
==|=-) \_____/
_________
________| | | | | |______________________________
| | | | | |
... ...
_______
==|=-| \_____/
_________
________| | | | | |______________________________
| | | | | |
_______
==|<=-( \_____/
\
um... top hat man, you do know how to get back...
...
...
dont you?
_________
________| | | | | |______________________________
| | | | | |
_______
==|<=-( \_____/
\
don't you??
_________
________| | | | | |______________________________
| | | | | |
_______
==|<=-( \_____/
|
...
_________
________| | | | | |______________________________
| | | | | |
_______
==|<=-( \_____/
_________
________| | | | | |______________________________
| | | | | |
_______
==|<=-D \_____/
|
...I've got it! if just end the episode now, we wont
need to figure out how to get back! we'll just
miraculously appear back to our own time in the
next episode!!!
_________
________| | | | | |______________________________
| | | | | |
how do you end an episode?
/ _______
==|<=-| \_____/
\
usually they end with some sort of punch line...
//
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________////////______________________________
///////////
////////////
/ \ / \///
/ - - \//
| /_ |/
| | HIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
\ \____/ / MY NAME IS FRED!!!!!!!!!
\_______/
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