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"[This comic] is [brilliant! Very funny!]" - The New York Times *
"[Top Hat Man] ... owns!" - MC Chris *
"[A must read for all in need of] a [good laugh!]" - Wired Magazine *
"[Read Top Hat Man,] savvy?" - Captain Jack Sparrow *
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: T H E S E Q U E L :
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: - THM2: Episode 3: Top Hat Man Meets the Elite Hackers
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: - THM2: Episode 2: Top Hat Man and the Disappearing Act
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: - THM2: Episode 1: Top Hat Man Meets the Chronopractors
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: T H E O R I G I N A L M I S T A K E :
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: - THM: Episode 10b: Bland Finale
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: - THM: Episode 10a: Anybody Home?
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: - THM: Episode 9: Encounter with a Third Kind
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: - THM: Episode 8: One False Step
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: - THM: Episode 7: Prime Time
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: - THM: Episode 6: My Top Hat Man
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: - THM: Episode 5: Journey Through the Center of the Earth
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: - THM: Episode 4: Fly Me to the Moon...
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: - THM: Episode 3: Oh My, I Seem to be a Pie!
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: - THM: Episode 2: The Warez Aliens
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: - THM: Episode 1: The Game World
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Episode 2: Top Hat Man and the Disappearing Act
I did invent a major big invention!
| you must see, sombrero man!
C|>=-) |
| >8-D
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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''C|>=-)
| '''>8-)
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wonderful! what does it do?
__
| | | |
C|>=-D /----\
| /|____|\ >8-D
"" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
it is called the SuperTron O-Matic Machine 2000
| |""| |
C|>=-D /----\
| /|____|\ >8-D
"" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
sounds impressive. what does it do?
| | |""|
C|>=-D /----\
| /|____|\ >8-D
"" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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besides turning all humble dwelling into designer home?
yes, um besides that.
| | |""|
C|>=-D /----\
| /|____|\ >8-D
"" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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did I tell you it internet compatible?
with a touch of a button, poof! connect to
the internet! magic! it also has a memory
stick slot! instant connection to all camera!
um... ok... but what exactly does it do?
| | |""|
C|>=-D /----\
| /|____|\ >8-D
"" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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two un-assignable pattented instant keys! one is
"connect to the internet and set up a
webpage that sells rare furbys" and
the other is the letter "E". just one
press button away from typing "E"! brilliant!
WHAT DOES IT DO??!?!?!
| |""|
C|>=-| /----\
| /|____|\ >8-D
"" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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and it comes in eight designer colors!
"Green Leaf Green" "Orange Seed Tan"
"Orc Blood Black" "BSOD Blue"
"Masking Color Pink" ...
W H A T D O E S I T D O ! ?! ?! !?
| | |""|
C|>=-O /----\
| /|____|\ >8-D
"" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
|
it's function? oh oh oh! it makes
things invisible!
have you tested it out yet?
| | |""|
C|>=-D /----\
| /|____|\ >8-D
"" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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see that missing part of floor over there?
you thought typo! ha! it is invisible!
then make me invisible!
| | |""|
C|>=-D /----\
| /|____|\ >8-D
"" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
|
right on it, sombrero man!
write on what?
| | |""| *BEEP*
C|>=-| /----\
| /|____|\>8-D'''
"" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
| |""| *WHIRR*
C | < = - O /----\
| /|____|\ >8-D
"" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
|
hahahahaha! it is working! haha!
wow! it worked! haha!
/ |""|
* /----\
/|____|\ >8-D
"" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
--------------->At THM's Base<-----------------
so, Pie, whats new?
/ _______
==|=-D \_____/
""""""""""""""""""""/"""""""""""
I found a cool program online!
ah! whats it do?
/ _______
==|=-D \_____/
""""""""""""""""""""/"""""""""""""
its executes.
I know that... what else does it do?
/ _______
==|=-| \_____/
""""""""""""""""""""/"""""""""""""
no... its for deleting files.
it displays a picture representing
the file along with this other guy
with a bloody axe. then the other
guy chops up the file. quite gory!
disturbing sound efects...
sick...
/ _______
==|<=-| \_____/
""""""""""""""""""""/"""""""""""""
yeah I know... makes you almost feel sorry
for the file.
kind of like an accordion?
/ _______
==|<=-) \_____/
""""""""""""""""""""/"""""""""""""
a what? no. nothing like an accordion.
why did you say that?
I unno--I just felt the sudden urge...
/ _______
==|<=-| \_____/
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
did you hear that? (they heard me...)
sounded like footsteps... o
| _______ o
==|>=-o \_____/ *````
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
!?
_______
==|<=-o \_____/ *
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|""""""
hear what? I didnt hear anything!
I didn't say that!!!
\
_______
==|<=-O \_____/ *
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|""""""
did too!
did not!!!
\
_______
==|<=-| \_____/ *
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|""""""
did too!
+sURE+, Pie.
\ _______
==|<=-D \_____/ *
""""""""""""""""""""/"""""""""""""""""""
seriously! I didnt say that! I wasn't
arguing with myself either!
suuurrrrre ??
\ _______
==|<=-D \_____/ *
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/""""""
tophatman... I think youre such a looser!
HEY! !!
\ _______
==|>=-o \_____/ *
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""/""""""
in fact, I'm challenging you to a one on one duel!
(hehehe...)
YOU'RE ON!! o
\ _______ o
O-=<|== \_____/ *
"""""""""""""""""""""""/""""""""""""""
I didnt say that!!!
HONEST!!!
SLICING POWERS, GO!!
\ _______
(-=<|== \_____/ *
"""""""""""""""""""""""/""""""""/""""
STOP IT! STOP IT!/
/
hah! go ahead and try moron!
(darn... he's catching on...)
!! o
_______ o
o-=<|== \_____/ *
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
|
you said two things at once!!
maybe you werent talking...
Finally! you believe me!
_______
|-=|== \_____/ *
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
|
then who WAS talking?
why dont we go discuss that in front of the TV!
|
_______
(-=|== \_____/ *
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
great idea!
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_______
\_____/[] ==|=-) [] <--(12oz cans)
\/
[_]
\
aaagghh! the aliens! theyre everywhere!
_______
\_____/[] ==|=-) []
\/
[_] *````
/
I'll save you!
_______
\_____/[] ==|>=-| []
\/
[_] * `CLICK`
hey! dont change it!
I liked that!
_______
\_____/[] ==|>=-O []
\
I didnt change it! you have the remote!
\/
[_] *
\
now add the margerine...
mmm! doesn't that look good?
crack two eggs then fold!
I hate sports shows!
_______
\_____/[] ==|>=-O []
\
but thats a cooking show...
\/
[_] * `CLICK`
then I hate cooking shows.
_______
\_____/[] ==|>=-( []
\/
[_] *
\
thats right! and if you call
in the next twenty minutes,
we'll give you a FREE
Cotton-Terry bathrobe as our
gift to you!
AHHH!! NOT HOME SHOPPING NETWORK!
IT CANT GET WORSE THAN THAT!
_______ |
\_____/[] ==|<=-O []
\
unless... no no no... it could never
do that...
\/
[_] *
o
o
hehehehe...
_______
\_____/[] ==|<=-O []
\/
[_] * `CLICK`
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
_______ AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!
\_____/[] ==|X-O []
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
\/ AGGGGGGHHHHH!!
[_] * AGGGGGGHHHHH!!
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
_______
\_____/[] ==|<=-D []
\ /
- POP! - ''''*
/ \
WHEW!
_______
\_____/[] ==|<=-D []
~~
~~ <--smoke from the TV
\_/ <-wreckage from the TV
--------------------------------
I'm beginning to think our house is
infested with ghosts!
_______ |
\_____/ ==|>=-o
\
maybe so...
that only leaves us one thing to do...
_______ |
\_____/ ==|>=-o
\
what?
something we should have done all along...
_______ |
\_____/ ==|>=-o
\
call the ghostbusters?
no! call tech support for the tv!
_______ \
\_____/ ==|>=-|
\
right... I knew that.
-----------------------------------
_____
---/ ___ \ <--cordless phone
\/ \/
==|=-o -hello?
=======
_______
/_______\
(|\_____/|) <--(no relation to Pie!)
-/
thank you for calling soenii technical assistance.
I'm pieman, how may I be of service?
=======
_____
---/ ___ \
\/ \/
==|=-) - I own a tv
=======
_______
/_______\
(|\_____/|)
-/
good for you.
=======
_____
---/ ___ \
\/ \/
==|=-o - I own a soenii tv
=======
_______
/_______\
(|\_____/|)
-/
what model number is it?
=======
_____
---/ ___ \
\/ \/
==|=-) -its 17 inches
=======
_______
/_______\
(|\_____/|)
-/
*sigh* what does does it say next to the
soenii ensignia in the lower right hand corner
=======
_____
---/ ___ \ ~~
\/ \/ ~~
==|=-D -where? \_/
=======
_______
/_______\
(|\_____/|)
-/
next to the soenii ensignia in the lower right hand corner
=======
_____
---/ ___ \ ~~
\/ \/ ~~
==|=-D \_/
is the soenii ensignia black?
=======
_______
/_______\
(|\_____/|)
-/
no. its silver.
=======
_____
---/ ___ \ ~~
\/ \/ ~~
==|=-D \_/
i only see a black one.
=======
_______
/_______\
(|\_____/|)
-/
right... whats the problem with your tv?
=======
_____
---/ ___ \ ~~
\/ \/ ~~
==|=-D \_/
its not working.
=======
_______
/_______\
(|\_____/|)
-/
can you be more specific?
=======
_____
---/ ___ \ ~~
\/ \/ ~~
==|=-D \_/
it exploded.
=======
?
_______
/_______\
(|\_____/|)
-/
right... try adjusting the hold.
you can find the two knobs in the
back of the tv... um... thats the
side OPOSITE the screen.
=======
_____
---/ ___ \ ~~
\/ \/ ~~
==|=-D \_/
there is no screen. it exploded.
deafening. its filling the
room up with smoke!
=======
!!!!!
_______
/_______\
(|\_____/|)
-/
REALLY?? what where you doing at
the time?
=======
_____
---/ ___ \ ~~
\/ \/ ~~
==|=-D \_/
nothing. besides watching it.
i know what did it, though?
=======
_______
/_______\
(|\_____/|)
-/
what do you think did it?
=======
_____
---/ ___ \ ~~
\/ \/ ~~
==|=-o \_/
ghosts. for sure.
*CLICK*
_____
---/ ___ \ ~~
\/ \/ ~~
==|=-| \_/
\
hello?
-----------------------------
so what did tech support say about
ghost problems?
_______
\_____/ ==|>=-|
/
nothing. this is the 5th time I had tech
support hang up on me.
6th
_______
\_____/ ==|>=-o
/
that time I was "accidentally" disconnected.
well... our house is still haunted.
what should we do now?
_______
\_____/ ==|=-| - hmm... I dont know...
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its getting cold outside...
I think I'm gunna go in.
-------------->Inside...<------------
what can we do, now that our tv's broken?
_______ \
\_____/ ==|<=-o
\
I dunno... we could go outside...
hahaha... no, seriously.
_______ \
\_____/ ==|<=-D
\
I was serious.
um right...
_______ \
\_____/ ==|<=-|
hehe... time for some fun...
\ _______
'''''* \_____/ ==|<=-|
_______
* \_____/ ==|<=-|
\
I'm such an idiot!
*flicker* !!!
_______
C*=-D \_____/ ==|=-D
/
haha! you could say that again, Pie!
? ?
| _______
C|=-D \_____/ ==|=-o
| /
in fact, I am so stupid you cant even comprehend it!
... ...
| _______
C|=-D \_____/ ==|=-)
| /
I'm completely unaware of whats going on! an utter moron!
do you hear us arguing?
! |
| _______
C|<=-| \_____/ ==|<=-D
| /
hahaha!
| _______
C|<=-| \_____/ ==|>=-)
| /
sorry to ruin your party, sombreroman!
| _______
C|<=-O \_____/ ==|>=-O
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TOP HAT POWERS, GO!!!
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C|<=-) \_____/==|>=-D<<<<<<
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\ oops...
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thats *uumph!* fine. I'll be back to normal in just a few days...
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\__/ ==|<=-)
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\ kinda like an accordion.
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no. nothing like an accordion.
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